We'll clear up the confusion,
just tell us where you're at with God.

I hate god

(In fact, I won't even give him a capital G)

(Frankly, if he's there, he's doing a pretty bad job)

(I've never been quite sure whose information to trust)

(Really, what's wrong with you people?)

(I'm not sure how to follow that up, pretty much says it all)

(Seriously, where do I go from here?)

(But don't worry I won't smack you in the cheek with my Bible)

(I'm a minister by profession)

(I might be old, but I know a lot more than most young folk.)